Psychics, Jews, Samber,Tina Fey, and Weird Obsessions

I really need to keep up with this thing better, so I'm just going to start posting random, short, blurbs from my thoughts.
First off, I would like to say that I really hate it when ghostie shows have psychics. It's so cheesy. Like, even if these people really were sensitive, there's no way to prove it, so on a show where proof is the sole purpose, it's just dumb. Plus they're always really creepy old men or women who, like, think their vampires.
Next, I would like to take time to let you know of my slightly unhealthy obsession with Saturday Night Live. Let it be known that ever since I was in 5th grade, I have planned to be a cast member one day. Totes ma gotes! I love it. I think it is the most amazing show ever. I love every cast member , especially Andy Samberg (I want your babies) and Tina Fey (I want your genius babies).
Last, but not least, I would like to make an official note of my weird attraction to Jews and those men that look like Jews. I don't know what it is but those ginormous shnozes totally turn me on. This obsession has been slowly developing from the tender age of 11 when I realized that Louis Stevens was amazing. Now, better known as Shia Lebouf, I still can't get enough. I could list all of the Jews that have made an appearance on my "Feel Free to Disturb Me at Any Time" list, but I will spare you the awkwardness. Just let it be known that I really want a Jew/Mormon baby and we will have a new family crest made in our honor; the Star of David with the Angel Moroni in the center. It may be blasphemy, but it is sweet, sexy blasphemy!